It’s unclear what has been used to give the wet...

“It’s unclear what has been used to give the wet nap its wetness. It may be simply water or it may also be a cancer-causing chemical. I don’t know this for certain, and I would hate for myself or The Rumpus to be threatened with a lawsuit, but all I’m saying is there is a chance wet naps cause cancer.”

— Ted Wilson Reviews The World #173. Wet naps receive 1 out of 5 stars.

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